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What is this goo?

It's between the sofa cushions. It's stuck to the wall. It's inside the car armrests, hardened from the heat.

Whatever it is, the kids left the nauseating trail.

Why don't they clean up after themselves?

The cats leave legless roaches as a gift to their humans. The girls leave half-eaten food as a hex on their parents.

Surely, gentle Moms and Dads, you know all about the proverbial pizza box left under the bed in the teen's room. Perhaps we should hook an iPod to the garba… Continue